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Daily Targets

Weekly Overview · Joe Albanese
Monday
1393cal136gprotein102gcarbs49gfat31gfibre
Tuesday
1480cal149gprotein77gcarbs64gfat37gfibre
Wednesday
1639cal156gprotein94gcarbs71gfat43gfibre
Thursday
1539cal143gprotein118gcarbs55gfat39gfibre
Friday
1770cal137gprotein148gcarbs70gfat36gfibre
Saturday
1583cal166gprotein124gcarbs47gfat41gfibre
Sunday
1397cal152gprotein105gcarbs41gfat25gfibre
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Monday Meal Plan

Joe Albanese
Daily Totals
1393cal136gprotein102gcarbs49gfat31gfibre
BreakfastBreakast Burrito - Low Carb Wrap
Mission Foods - Carb Balance Flour Tortillas1 serving68 cal
Egg White150 g73 cal
Egg (Large)1 egg75 cal
Low Fat Shredded Cheese20 grams64 cal
Mixed Vegetables (Your Choice)100 grams40 cal
Salt (Dash)1 dash0 cal
Black Pepper (Dash)1 dash0 cal
Garlic Powder0.25 tsp3 cal
Paprika (Ground)0.25 tsp2 cal
Meal Totals
330cal37gprotein14gcarbs14gfat21gfibre
Preworkout
Fresh/Frozen Mixed Berries150 grams68 cal
Meal Totals
69cal1gprotein14gcarbs1gfat3gfibre
LunchButter Chicken With Garlic Naan
Chicken Breast - Raw - Skinless5 oz162 cal
Canned Tomatoes100 g25 cal
Butter, Salted5 g37 cal
Garlic Clove2 clove10 cal
Cumin Ground (Tsp)0.5 tsp5 cal
Paprika (Ground)0.5 tsp4 cal
Tumeric0.5 tsps2 cal
Garam Masala0.5 tsps2 cal
Salt (Dash)3 dash0 cal
Black Pepper (Dash)1 dash0 cal
StonefiRe - Naan0.5 naan (126gm)195 cal
Meal Totals
445cal40gprotein42gcarbs13gfat
DinnerAsian Avocado Rice Bowl
Grilled Chicken (Oz)6.5 oz267 cal
Avocado (Single)0.5 medium (~150 g edible)132 cal
White Rice (Cooked)80 grams101 cal
Soy Sauce, Low Sodium (tbsp)2 tbsp16 cal
Sesame Seeds5 g34 cal
Meal Totals
549cal58gprotein32gcarbs21gfat7gfibre
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Tuesday Meal Plan

Joe Albanese
Daily Totals
1480cal149gprotein77gcarbs64gfat37gfibre
BreakfastBreakast Burrito - Low Carb Wrap
Mission Foods - Carb Balance Flour Tortillas1 serving68 cal
Egg White150 g73 cal
Egg (Large)1 egg75 cal
Low Fat Shredded Cheese20 grams64 cal
Mixed Vegetables (Your Choice)100 grams40 cal
Salt (Dash)1 dash0 cal
Black Pepper (Dash)1 dash0 cal
Garlic Powder0.25 tsp3 cal
Paprika (Ground)0.25 tsp2 cal
Meal Totals
330cal37gprotein14gcarbs14gfat21gfibre
Preworkout
Fresh/Frozen Mixed Berries150 grams68 cal
Meal Totals
69cal1gprotein14gcarbs1gfat3gfibre
LunchAsian Avocado Rice Bowl
Grilled Chicken (Oz)6 oz246 cal
Avocado (Single)0.5 medium (~150 g edible)132 cal
White Rice (Cooked)80 grams101 cal
Soy Sauce, Low Sodium (tbsp)2 tbsp16 cal
Sesame Seeds5 g34 cal
Meal Totals
524cal54gprotein32gcarbs20gfat7gfibre
Snack
Whey Protein Powder0.5 scoop61 cal
Meal Totals
65cal12gprotein2gcarbs1gfat
DinnerGround Beef Avocado Salad
93/7 Lean Ground Beef (Cooked)6 oz276 cal
Romaine/Cos Lettuce100 g21 cal
Cherry Tomatoes60 grams23 cal
Avocado (Single)0.5 medium (~150 g edible)132 cal
Olive Oil5 g45 cal
White Wine Vinegar1 Tbsp0 cal
Salt (Dash)1 dash0 cal
Black Pepper (Dash)1 dash0 cal
Meal Totals
492cal45gprotein15gcarbs28gfat6gfibre
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Wednesday Meal Plan

Joe Albanese
Daily Totals
1639cal156gprotein94gcarbs71gfat43gfibre
BreakfastBreakast Burrito - Low Carb Wrap
Mission Foods - Carb Balance Flour Tortillas1 serving68 cal
Egg White100 g48 cal
Egg (Large)1 egg75 cal
Low Fat Shredded Cheese20 grams64 cal
Mixed Vegetables (Your Choice)100 grams40 cal
Salt (Dash)1 dash0 cal
Black Pepper (Dash)1 dash0 cal
Garlic Powder0.25 tsp3 cal
Paprika (Ground)0.25 tsp2 cal
Meal Totals
302cal31gprotein13gcarbs14gfat21gfibre
Preworkout
Fresh/Frozen Mixed Berries150 grams68 cal
Meal Totals
69cal1gprotein14gcarbs1gfat3gfibre
LunchGround Beef Avocado Salad
93/7 Lean Ground Beef (Cooked)6 oz276 cal
Romaine/Cos Lettuce100 g21 cal
Cherry Tomatoes60 grams23 cal
Avocado (Single)0.5 medium (~150 g edible)132 cal
Olive Oil5 g45 cal
White Wine Vinegar1 Tbsp0 cal
Salt (Dash)1 dash0 cal
Black Pepper (Dash)1 dash0 cal
Meal Totals
492cal45gprotein15gcarbs28gfat6gfibre
Snack
Mixed Nuts20 grams126 cal
Whey Protein Powder0.5 scoop61 cal
Meal Totals
187cal16gprotein6gcarbs11gfat2gfibre
DinnerMediterranean Bowl
Chicken Breast (Cooked)(OZ)6 oz265 cal
Baby Spinach50 grams16 cal
Red Onion (gm)40 grams16 cal
Cucumber60 g11 cal
Feta Cheese25 grams71 cal
Olive Oil5 g45 cal
White Rice (Cooked)100 grams126 cal
Cherry Tomatoes100 grams38 cal
Meal Totals
589cal63gprotein46gcarbs17gfat11gfibre
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Thursday Meal Plan

Joe Albanese
Daily Totals
1539cal143gprotein118gcarbs55gfat39gfibre
BreakfastBreakast Burrito - Low Carb Wrap
Mission Foods - Carb Balance Flour Tortillas1 serving68 cal
Egg White150 g73 cal
Egg (Large)1 egg75 cal
Low Fat Shredded Cheese20 grams64 cal
Mixed Vegetables (Your Choice)100 grams40 cal
Salt (Dash)1 dash0 cal
Black Pepper (Dash)1 dash0 cal
Garlic Powder0.25 tsp3 cal
Paprika (Ground)0.25 tsp2 cal
Meal Totals
330cal37gprotein14gcarbs14gfat21gfibre
Preworkout
Fresh/Frozen Mixed Berries150 grams68 cal
Meal Totals
69cal1gprotein14gcarbs1gfat3gfibre
LunchMediterranean Bowl
Chicken Breast (Cooked)(OZ)5 oz221 cal
Baby Spinach50 grams16 cal
Red Onion (gm)40 grams16 cal
Cucumber60 g11 cal
Feta Cheese20 grams57 cal
Olive Oil6 g54 cal
White Rice (Cooked)80 grams101 cal
Cherry Tomatoes70 grams26 cal
Meal Totals
504cal52gprotein38gcarbs16gfat11gfibre
Snack
Mandarin Orange1 medium40 cal
Meal Totals
40cal1gprotein9gcarbs0gfat2gfibre
DinnerShrimp Alfredo Pasta
Shrimp (Cooked)6.25 oz207 cal
Pasta (Cooked)(gm)120 grams188 cal
Classico Creamy Alfredo Pasta Sauce70 grams61 cal
Olive Oil7 g63 cal
Minced Garlic10 grams8 cal
Grated Parmesan Cheese15 grams65 cal
Seasonings1 to taste0 cal
Meal Totals
596cal52gprotein43gcarbs24gfat2gfibre
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Friday Meal Plan

Joe Albanese
Daily Totals
1770cal137gprotein148gcarbs70gfat36gfibre
BreakfastBreakast Burrito - Low Carb Wrap
Mission Foods - Carb Balance Flour Tortillas1 serving68 cal
Egg White100 g48 cal
Egg (Large)1 egg75 cal
Low Fat Shredded Cheese20 grams64 cal
Mixed Vegetables (Your Choice)100 grams40 cal
Salt (Dash)1 dash0 cal
Black Pepper (Dash)1 dash0 cal
Garlic Powder0.25 tsp3 cal
Paprika (Ground)0.25 tsp2 cal
Meal Totals
302cal31gprotein13gcarbs14gfat21gfibre
Preworkout
Fresh/Frozen Mixed Berries100 grams45 cal
Meal Totals
53cal1gprotein10gcarbs1gfat2gfibre
LunchShrimp Alfredo Pasta
Shrimp (Cooked)6.25 oz207 cal
Pasta (Cooked)(gm)120 grams188 cal
Classico Creamy Alfredo Pasta Sauce70 grams61 cal
Olive Oil8 g72 cal
Minced Garlic10 grams8 cal
Grated Parmesan Cheese15 grams65 cal
Seasonings1 to taste0 cal
Meal Totals
605cal52gprotein43gcarbs25gfat2gfibre
Snack
Cucumber200 g36 cal
Hummus35 g77 cal
Meal Totals
113cal4gprotein13gcarbs5gfat4gfibre
Dinner
93/7 Ground Beef (Raw)5 oz205 cal
Pasta (Cooked)(gm)100 grams157 cal
Rao'S Marinara Sauce150 grams114 cal
Mixed Vegetables (Your Choice)100 grams40 cal
Panko Bread Crumbs30 grams103 cal
Egg (Large)1 egg75 cal
Meal Totals
697cal49gprotein69gcarbs25gfat7gfibre
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Saturday Meal Plan

Joe Albanese
Daily Totals
1583cal166gprotein124gcarbs47gfat41gfibre
BreakfastOvernight Oats
Whey Protein Powder1 scoop122 cal
Almond Milk, Unsweetened (FLOZ)6 fl oz26 cal
Blueberries50 g32 cal
Oatmeal Prepared With Quick Oats30 grams117 cal
Meal Totals
294cal29gprotein31gcarbs6gfat5gfibre
Snack
Meal Totals
0cal0gprotein0gcarbs0gfat
LunchGrilled Chicken Fiesta Bowl
Taco Seasoning Mix (40% Less Sodium)15 grams40 cal
Black Beans (Boiled)100 grams131 cal
Sweet Corn, Frozen25 g26 cal
Salsa75 grams25 cal
Romaine/Cos Lettuce100 g21 cal
Onion0.25 medium (~110 g)12 cal
Tomato0.25 medium (~123 g)7 cal
Grilled Chicken (Oz)7 oz287 cal
Meal Totals
552cal69gprotein51gcarbs8gfat19gfibre
Snack
Mixed Nuts20 grams126 cal
Meal Totals
122cal4gprotein4gcarbs10gfat2gfibre
Dinner
80 calories & delightful wheat hamburger buns by sara lee2 bun162 cal
Light Singles Cheese2 slice93 cal
93/7 Ground Beef (Raw)8 oz328 cal
Mixed Vegetables (Your Choice)80 grams32 cal
Meal Totals
615cal64gprotein38gcarbs23gfat15gfibre
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Sunday Meal Plan

Joe Albanese
Daily Totals
1397cal152gprotein105gcarbs41gfat25gfibre
BreakfastOvernight Oats
Whey Protein Powder1 scoop122 cal
Almond Milk, Unsweetened (FLOZ)6 fl oz26 cal
Blueberries50 g32 cal
Oatmeal Prepared With Quick Oats30 grams117 cal
Meal Totals
294cal29gprotein31gcarbs6gfat5gfibre
Snack
Meal Totals
0cal0gprotein0gcarbs0gfat
LunchGround Beef Bbq Wrap - Low Cal Wrap
Romaine/Cos Lettuce100 g21 cal
Mission Foods - Carb Balance Flour Tortillas1 serving68 cal
BBQ Sauce30 grams60 cal
Low Fat Shredded Cheese20 grams64 cal
93/7 Lean Ground Beef (Cooked)5.5 oz253 cal
Meal Totals
472cal52gprotein21gcarbs20gfat18gfibre
Snack
Mixed Fruit70 grams36 cal
Whey Protein Powder1 scoop122 cal
Meal Totals
162cal25gprotein11gcarbs2gfat2gfibre
DinnerButter Chicken With Garlic Naan
Chicken Breast - Raw - Skinless6 oz194 cal
Canned Tomatoes100 g25 cal
Butter, Salted5 g37 cal
Garlic Clove2 clove10 cal
Cumin Ground (Tsp)0.5 tsp5 cal
Paprika (Ground)0.5 tsp4 cal
Tumeric0.5 tsps2 cal
Garam Masala0.5 tsps2 cal
Salt (Dash)3 dash0 cal
Black Pepper (Dash)1 dash0 cal
StonefiRe - Naan0.5 naan (126gm)195 cal
Meal Totals
469cal46gprotein42gcarbs13gfat
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Additional Options

Joe Albanese
Lunch Option #1
Naya - Chicken Shawarma Bowl (GH)1 bowl592 cal
Meal Totals
592cal35gprotein50gcarbs28gfat
Lunch Option #2
Chipotle - 2X Chicken Salad With 1/2 Cheese1 serving658 cal
Meal Totals
658cal68gprotein20gcarbs34gfat11gfibre
Snack option
Barebells Protein Bars1 bar212 cal
Omega 3 Deluxe Trail Mix Fruit & Nut (Stop & Shop)30 grams170 cal
Meal Totals
380cal24gprotein26gcarbs20gfat3gfibre
Snack Option
Barebells Protein Bars1 bar212 cal
Omega 3 Deluxe Trail Mix Fruit & Nut (Stop & Shop)30 grams170 cal
Meal Totals
380cal24gprotein26gcarbs20gfat3gfibre
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Shopping List

Everything for the week · Joe Albanese
Food ItemAmount
80 calories & delightful wheat hamburger buns by sara lee2 bun
93/7 Ground Beef (Raw)13 oz
93/7 Lean Ground Beef (Cooked)17.5 oz
Almond Milk, Unsweetened (FLOZ)12 fl oz
Avocado (Single)2 medium (~150 g edible)
Baby Spinach100 grams
BBQ Sauce30 grams
Black Beans (Boiled)100 grams
Black Pepper (Dash)9 dash
Blueberries100 g
Butter, Salted10 g
Canned Tomatoes200 g
Cherry Tomatoes290 grams
Chicken Breast - Raw - Skinless11 oz
Chicken Breast (Cooked)(OZ)11 oz
Classico Creamy Alfredo Pasta Sauce140 grams
Cucumber320 g
Cumin Ground (Tsp)1 tsp
Egg (Large)6 egg
Egg White650 g
Feta Cheese45 grams
Fresh/Frozen Mixed Berries700 grams
Garam Masala1 tsps
Garlic Clove4 clove
Garlic Powder1.3 tsp
Grated Parmesan Cheese30 grams
Grilled Chicken (Oz)19.5 oz
Hummus35 g
Light Singles Cheese2 slice
Low Fat Shredded Cheese120 grams
Mandarin Orange1 medium
Minced Garlic20 grams
Mission Foods - Carb Balance Flour Tortillas6 serving
Mixed Fruit70 grams
Mixed Nuts40 grams
Mixed Vegetables (Your Choice)680 grams
Oatmeal Prepared With Quick Oats60 grams
Olive Oil36 g
Onion0.3 medium (~110 g)
Panko Bread Crumbs30 grams
Paprika (Ground)2.3 tsp
Pasta (Cooked)(gm)340 grams
Rao'S Marinara Sauce150 grams
Red Onion (gm)80 grams
Romaine/Cos Lettuce400 g
Salsa75 grams
Salt (Dash)13 dash
Seasonings2 to taste
Sesame Seeds10 g
Shrimp (Cooked)12.5 oz
Soy Sauce, Low Sodium (tbsp)4 tbsp
StonefiRe - Naan1 naan (126gm)
Sweet Corn, Frozen25 g
Taco Seasoning Mix (40% Less Sodium)15 grams
Tomato0.3 medium (~123 g)
Tumeric1 tsps
Whey Protein Powder4 scoop
White Rice (Cooked)340 grams
White Wine Vinegar2 Tbsp
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Options Shopping List

Extra meal options · Joe Albanese
Food ItemAmount
Barebells Protein Bars2 bar
Chipotle - 2X Chicken Salad With 1/2 Cheese1 serving
Naya - Chicken Shawarma Bowl (GH)1 bowl
Omega 3 Deluxe Trail Mix Fruit & Nut (Stop & Shop)60 grams
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Recipe Details

How to make them · Joe Albanese
Breakast Burrito - Low Carb Wrap

1) Cook veggies

- Heat a skillet over medium. Add oil spray and cook mixed vegetables until softened, about 5 minutes.

2) Scramble egg whites & eggs

- Pour eggs into the pan with the veggies.

- Season with salt, pepper, garlic powder, and smoked paprika.

- Stir until cooked through and fluffy.

3) Assemble burritos

- Warm the Carb Balance wraps.

- Divide the egg-veggie mixture evenly between both wraps.

- Sprinkle cheese over each before rolling up.

4) Serve or wrap in foil to store in fridge/freezer for future use

Roll tightly into burritos. Optionally toast them in the skillet for 1–2 minutes per side for a crisp finish.

Seasonings: Salt (Dash) (1 dash), Black Pepper (Dash) (1 dash), Garlic Powder (0.25 tsp), Paprika (Ground) (0.25 tsp).

Asian Avocado Rice Bowl

1. Prepare the Base

* Place the cooked white rice into a bowl as the foundation of your dish.

2. Add the cooked ground meat

* Mix into the rice

3. Add the Avocado (Or Guac cup for efficiency if provided in the listing)

* Slice the avocado into cubes or thin slices.

* Arrange on top of the rice and turkey.

4. Season with Sauce

* Drizzle the low-sodium soy sauce evenly across the bowl.

* You can adjust the amount depending on taste.

5. Finish with Sesame Seeds

* Sprinkle sesame seeds over the top for added crunch and flavor.

6. **Optional Add-Ons (low-calorie boosts)**

* Fresh cucumber, radish, or shredded cabbage for crunch.

* Pickled ginger or a squeeze of lime for brightness.

* Chili flakes or sriracha (sparingly) for heat.

7. Serve & Enjoy

Butter Chicken With Garlic Naan

1. Marinate the chicken

• Mix Greek yogurt with ½ the spices, salt, and 1 minced garlic clove.

• Toss chicken breast cubes in the marinade and let sit for at least 20 minutes (overnight if possible).

2. Cook the chicken

• Heat a skillet on medium-high. Cook marinated chicken until browned and cooked through, 6–8 minutes. Remove and set aside.

3. Make the sauce

• In the same skillet, melt butter. Add the second minced garlic clove and sauté for 30 seconds.

• Stir in tomato puree, remaining spices, and simmer for 5 minutes.

• Add Greek yogurt, stirring constantly to create a creamy sauce (don’t boil, to prevent curdling).

4. Combine

• Add chicken back into the skillet and simmer in the sauce for 3–4 minutes until well coated.

5. Serve

• Plate butter chicken with ½ a garlic naan on the side. Garnish with fresh cilantro or parsley if desired.

Seasonings: Cumin Ground (Tsp) (0.5 tsp), Paprika (Ground) (0.5 tsp), Garam Masala (0.5 tsps), Salt (Dash) (3 dash), Black Pepper (Dash) (3 dash).

Ground Beef Avocado Salad

NOTE: ground beef is weighed out COOKED

1. Cook up ground beef. Season with salt and pepper to taste.

2. Tear lettuce into bite-sized pieces, cut optional cherry tomatoes in half, and dice avocado. Place in a large bowl.

3. Drizzle olive oil and vinegar over salad and gently toss.

4. Sprinkle with salt and pepper top with cooked ground beef.

Seasonings: Salt (Dash) (1 dash), Black Pepper (Dash) (1 dash), White Wine Vinegar (1 Tbsp).

Mediterranean Bowl

1) Prepare the Base

- Warm cooked rice (or use a ready-made pouch).

- Place in a bowl as the foundation.

2) Add the Vegetables

- Add cherry tomatoes (halved), red onion (diced), cucumbers (sliced) and baby spinach.

3) Add the protein

- Slice cooked protein into thin strips (Weigh out the portion after cooking) and arrange over the vegetables.

4) Add the Flavor

- Crumble feta cheese over the bowl and sprinkle with oregano and black pepper if you'd like.

5) Dress the Bowl

- Drizzle with olive oil and a squeeze of fresh lemon juice (if you'd like).

6) Serve and Enjoy

- Toss gently so the warm rice and protein slightly wilt the greens, blending flavors.

Shrimp Alfredo Pasta

NOTE: Chicken breast should be weighed COOKED

Instructions:

Cook the Chicken (if not pre-cooked):

Season lightly with salt and pepper. Cook thoroughly in a skillet with a splash of oil. Remove and slice or cube.

Sauté Aromatics:

In the same skillet, heat avocado oil. Add garlic and shallots. Cook for 1–2 minutes until fragrant.

Cook the Veggies:

Add the red bell pepper. Stir-fry until just tender, about 3–4 minutes.

Add Chicken & Sauce:

Return the chicken to the pan. Add soy sauce, oyster sauce, and brown sugar. Stir and let the sauce thicken slightly, about 2 minutes.

Finish with Basil:

Turn off the heat and stir in the Thai basil leaves until wilted.

Serve:

Plate over cooked jasmine rice and enjoy.

Overnight Oats

1. In a jar or container, add the oats, chia seeds, and protein powder.

2. Pour in the unsweetened vanilla almond milk. Stir well until all dry ingredients are fully mixed and no clumps remain.

3. Add blueberries on top, then stir lightly to combine.

4. Cover the container with a lid and place in the refrigerator overnight (or at least 4–6 hours) to allow the oats and chia seeds to absorb the liquid.

5. In the morning, stir again before eating. Add extra almond milk if you prefer a thinner consistency.

Grilled Chicken Fiesta Bowl

NOTE: Chicken is weighed out COOKED

1. Cook chicken (grill/bake/airfry/skillet) with taco seasoning as the flavoring. (Use Cooking Spray or light olive oil)

2. In a large saucepan, mix beans, corn, salsa and remaining tablespoon of taco seasoning. Heat over medium heat until warm.

3. Shred romaine lettuce, slice onions and tomato, and add to large salad bowl.

4. Top salad with chicken breast and dress with the bean and corn mixture.

Ground Beef Bbq Wrap - Low Cal Wrap

1) In a small bowl, lightly toss ground beef, lettuce, bbq sauce and cheese.

2) Place mixture on tortilla. Fold up tightly.

NOTE: Ground beef is weighed out COOKED