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Daily Targets

Weekly Overview · Jared Kelner
Monday
1517cal141gprotein155gcarbs37gfat46gfibre
Tuesday
1505cal139gprotein154gcarbs37gfat46gfibre
Wednesday
1507cal141gprotein139gcarbs43gfat39gfibre
Thursday
1494cal139gprotein167gcarbs30gfat29gfibre
Friday
2088cal157gprotein293gcarbs32gfat49gfibre
Saturday
1446cal144gprotein132gcarbs38gfat7gfibre
Sunday
1479cal144gprotein138gcarbs39gfat9gfibre
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Monday Meal Plan

Jared Kelner
Daily Totals
1517cal141gprotein155gcarbs37gfat46gfibre
PREWORKOUT5:00 AM
Grapes35 g27 cal
Meal Totals
24cal0gprotein6gcarbs0gfat
POST WORKOUT7:00 AM
Seitan (grams)142 grams249 cal
Meal Totals
250cal46gprotein12gcarbs2gfat
LUNCH11:00 AM
Extra Firm Tofu (grams)225 grams236 cal
Mixed Vegetables (Your Choice)100 grams40 cal
Brown Rice, Cooked80 g89 cal
Meal Totals
369cal28gprotein35gcarbs13gfat5gfibre
SNACK3:00 PM
Mixed Vegetables (Your Choice)80 grams32 cal
Seitan (grams)85 grams149 cal
Meal Totals
181cal29gprotein14gcarbs1gfat3gfibre
DINNER6:30 PMIndian Lentil Chickpea Curry Bowl
Lentils (Boiled)200 grams241 cal
Chickpeas (Canned)(Drained)40 g57 cal
Spinach (Cups)1 cup(s)8 cal
Tomato (Slices)1 Slice (~20gm)5 cal
Vegetable Broth - 365140 ml2 cal
Garlic Clove1 clove5 cal
Curry Powder1 tsp4 cal
Tumeric0.5 tsps2 cal
Cumin Ground (Tsp)0.5 tsp5 cal
Paprika (Ground)0.5 tsp4 cal
Fresh Cilantro0.5 cup2 cal
Salt and Pepper Blend1 g0 cal
Brown Rice, Cooked50 g56 cal
Meal Totals
395cal24gprotein68gcarbs3gfat21gfibre
SNACK7:00 PM
Tofu, Silken, Cooked100 g82 cal
Avocado (Single)0.5 medium (~150 g edible)132 cal
Cocoa Powder20 grams83 cal
Meal Totals
298cal14gprotein20gcarbs18gfat17gfibre
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Tuesday Meal Plan

Jared Kelner
Daily Totals
1505cal139gprotein154gcarbs37gfat46gfibre
PREWORKOUT5:00 AM
Grapes35 g27 cal
Meal Totals
24cal0gprotein6gcarbs0gfat
POST WORKOUT7:00 AM
Seitan (grams)142 grams249 cal
Meal Totals
250cal46gprotein12gcarbs2gfat
LUNCH11:00 AM
Extra Firm Tofu (grams)225 grams236 cal
Brown Rice, Cooked80 g89 cal
Mixed Vegetables (Your Choice)100 grams40 cal
Meal Totals
369cal28gprotein35gcarbs13gfat5gfibre
SNACK3:00 PM
Mixed Vegetables (Your Choice)80 grams32 cal
Seitan (grams)80 grams140 cal
Meal Totals
169cal27gprotein13gcarbs1gfat3gfibre
DINNER6:30 PMIndian Lentil Chickpea Curry Bowl
Lentils (Boiled)200 grams241 cal
Chickpeas (Canned)(Drained)40 g57 cal
Spinach (Cups)1 cup(s)8 cal
Tomato (Slices)1 Slice (~20gm)5 cal
Vegetable Broth - 365140 ml2 cal
Garlic Clove1 clove5 cal
Curry Powder1 tsp4 cal
Tumeric0.5 tsps2 cal
Cumin Ground (Tsp)0.5 tsp5 cal
Paprika (Ground)0.5 tsp4 cal
Fresh Cilantro0.5 cup2 cal
Salt and Pepper Blend1 g0 cal
Brown Rice, Cooked50 g56 cal
Meal Totals
395cal24gprotein68gcarbs3gfat21gfibre
SNACK7:00 PM
Tofu, Silken, Cooked100 g82 cal
Avocado (Single)0.5 medium (~150 g edible)132 cal
Cocoa Powder20 grams83 cal
Meal Totals
298cal14gprotein20gcarbs18gfat17gfibre
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Wednesday Meal Plan

Jared Kelner
Daily Totals
1507cal141gprotein139gcarbs43gfat39gfibre
PREWORKOUT5:00 AM
Grapes60 g46 cal
Meal Totals
44cal0gprotein11gcarbs0gfat1gfibre
POST WORKOUT7:00 AM
Seitan (grams)142 grams249 cal
Fresh/Frozen Mixed Berries80 grams36 cal
Meal Totals
282cal46gprotein20gcarbs2gfat2gfibre
LUNCH11:00 AM
Extra Firm Tofu (grams)225 grams236 cal
Brown Rice, Cooked80 g89 cal
Mixed Vegetables (Your Choice)100 grams40 cal
Meal Totals
369cal28gprotein35gcarbs13gfat5gfibre
SNACK3:00 PM
Mixed Vegetables (Your Choice)80 grams32 cal
Seitan (grams)80 grams140 cal
Meal Totals
169cal27gprotein13gcarbs1gfat3gfibre
DINNER6:30 PMTofu Pasta Marinara
Rotini Chickpea Pasta By Banza (Cooked)2.5 oz127 cal
Nutritional Yeast12 grams34 cal
Tomato Pasta Sauce (Red)100 grams46 cal
Baby Spinach15 grams5 cal
Garlic Powder0.5 tsp6 cal
Italian Seasoning0.5 tsp2 cal
Salt & Pepper1 To Taste Serving0 cal
Vegetable Broth - 365240 ml4 cal
Extra Firm Tofu (grams)112 grams118 cal
Meal Totals
345cal26gprotein40gcarbs9gfat11gfibre
SNACK7:00 PM
Tofu, Silken, Cooked100 g82 cal
Avocado (Single)0.5 medium (~150 g edible)132 cal
Cocoa Powder20 grams83 cal
Meal Totals
298cal14gprotein20gcarbs18gfat17gfibre
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Thursday Meal Plan

Jared Kelner
Daily Totals
1494cal139gprotein167gcarbs30gfat29gfibre
PREWORKOUT5:00 AM
Grapes50 g39 cal
Meal Totals
36cal0gprotein9gcarbs0gfat1gfibre
POST WORKOUT7:00 AM
Seitan (grams)142 grams249 cal
Fresh/Frozen Mixed Berries100 grams45 cal
Meal Totals
299cal46gprotein22gcarbs3gfat2gfibre
LUNCH11:00 AM
Extra Firm Tofu (grams)225 grams236 cal
Brown Rice, Cooked80 g89 cal
Mixed Vegetables (Your Choice)100 grams40 cal
Meal Totals
369cal28gprotein35gcarbs13gfat5gfibre
SNACK3:00 PM
Mixed Vegetables (Your Choice)100 grams40 cal
Seitan (grams)80 grams140 cal
Meal Totals
181cal28gprotein15gcarbs1gfat4gfibre
DINNER6:30 PMTofu Pasta Marinara
Rotini Chickpea Pasta By Banza (Cooked)3 oz152 cal
Nutritional Yeast15 grams42 cal
Tomato Pasta Sauce (Red)100 grams46 cal
Baby Spinach15 grams5 cal
Garlic Powder0.5 tsp6 cal
Italian Seasoning0.5 tsp2 cal
Salt & Pepper1 To Taste Serving0 cal
Vegetable Broth - 365240 ml4 cal
Extra Firm Tofu (grams)170 grams178 cal
Meal Totals
436cal35gprotein47gcarbs12gfat13gfibre
SNACK7:00 PM
Mango, Frozen80 g54 cal
Banana, Single1 medium (~118 g)116 cal
Meal Totals
173cal2gprotein39gcarbs1gfat4gfibre
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Friday Meal Plan

Jared Kelner
Daily Totals
2088cal157gprotein293gcarbs32gfat49gfibre
PREWORKOUT5:00 AM
Grapes80 g61 cal
Meal Totals
64cal1gprotein15gcarbs0gfat1gfibre
POST WORKOUT7:00 AM
Seitan (grams)150 grams263 cal
Fresh/Frozen Mixed Berries220 grams98 cal
Meal Totals
359cal49gprotein34gcarbs3gfat4gfibre
LUNCH11:00 AM
Extra Firm Tofu (grams)225 grams236 cal
Brown Rice, Cooked200 g221 cal
Mixed Vegetables (Your Choice)100 grams40 cal
Meal Totals
498cal31gprotein62gcarbs14gfat8gfibre
SNACK3:00 PM
Mixed Vegetables (Your Choice)100 grams40 cal
Seitan (grams)100 grams175 cal
Meal Totals
213cal34gprotein17gcarbs1gfat4gfibre
DINNER6:30 PMSeitan Fiesta Bowl
Taco Seasoning Mix (40% Less Sodium)15 grams40 cal
Black Beans (Boiled)120 grams157 cal
Sweet Corn, Frozen25 g26 cal
Salsa50 grams16 cal
Romaine/Cos Lettuce50 g11 cal
Onion0.5 medium (~110 g)24 cal
Tomato0.25 medium (~123 g)7 cal
Brown Rice, Cooked200 g221 cal
Extra Firm Tofu (grams)190 grams199 cal
Meal Totals
705cal39gprotein108gcarbs13gfat26gfibre
SNACK7:00 PM
Mango, Frozen200 g134 cal
Banana, Single1 medium (~118 g)116 cal
Meal Totals
249cal3gprotein57gcarbs1gfat6gfibre
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Saturday Meal Plan

Jared Kelner
Daily Totals
1446cal144gprotein132gcarbs38gfat7gfibre
LUNCH11:00 AM
Seitan (grams)200 grams352 cal
Mixed Vegetables (Your Choice)80 grams32 cal
Meal Totals
387cal66gprotein24gcarbs3gfat3gfibre
SNACK3:00 PM
Mixed Vegetables (Your Choice)100 grams40 cal
Seitan (grams)115 grams202 cal
Meal Totals
246cal39gprotein18gcarbs2gfat4gfibre
DINNER6:30 PM
One-Pot Bolognese (Vegan)1 serving660 cal
Meal Totals
660cal31gprotein80gcarbs24gfat
SNACK7:00 PM
Silk - Vanilla Greek Style Coconutmilk Yogurt Alternative120 grams154 cal
Meal Totals
153cal8gprotein10gcarbs9gfat
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Sunday Meal Plan

Jared Kelner
Daily Totals
1479cal144gprotein138gcarbs39gfat9gfibre
LUNCH11:00 AM
Seitan (grams)200 grams352 cal
Mixed Vegetables (Your Choice)100 grams40 cal
Meal Totals
391cal66gprotein25gcarbs3gfat4gfibre
SNACK3:00 PM
Mixed Vegetables (Your Choice)100 grams40 cal
Seitan (grams)115 grams202 cal
Meal Totals
246cal39gprotein18gcarbs2gfat4gfibre
DINNER6:30 PM
One-Pot Bolognese (Vegan)1 serving660 cal
Meal Totals
660cal31gprotein80gcarbs24gfat
SNACK7:00 PM
Fresh/Frozen Mixed Berries50 grams23 cal
Silk - Vanilla Greek Style Coconutmilk Yogurt Alternative120 grams154 cal
Meal Totals
182cal8gprotein15gcarbs10gfat1gfibre
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Additional Options

Jared Kelner
ADDITIONAL LUNCH/DINNERTofu Stir Fry
White Rice (Cooked)100 grams126 cal
Broccoli (gm)50 g21 cal
Bell Pepper50 g16 cal
Extra Firm Tofu8 oz236 cal
Vegetable Broth - 365240 ml4 cal
Meal Totals
405cal28gprotein44gcarbs13gfat5gfibre
ADDITIONAL LUNCH/DINNERPower Tofu Avocado Bowl
Extra Firm Tofu5 oz148 cal
Avocado (Single)0.5 medium (~150 g edible)132 cal
Spinach (Gm)40 g12 cal
Primal Balsamic Vinaigrette20 ml68 cal
White Rice (Cooked)150 grams189 cal
Meal Totals
550cal21gprotein58gcarbs26gfat9gfibre
ADDITIONAL LUNCH/DINNERLentil & Chickpea Dinner Bowl
Lentils (Boiled)200 grams241 cal
Chickpeas (Canned)(Drained)125 g180 cal
Spinach (Gm)60 g17 cal
Lemon Juice (Tbsp)1 Tbsp4 cal
Garlic Powder0.25 tsp3 cal
Salt (Dash)1 dash0 cal
Black Pepper (Dash)1 dash0 cal
Vegetable Broth - 365240 ml4 cal
Meal Totals
453cal29gprotein73gcarbs5gfat21gfibre
ADDITIONAL LUNCH/DINNERLentil Hummus Potato Bowl
Lentils (Boiled)150 grams181 cal
Potatoes (Uncooked)150 g110 cal
Broccoli (gm)100 g41 cal
Sabra Classic Hummus25 grams69 cal
Salt (Dash)1 dash0 cal
Black Pepper (Dash)1 dash0 cal
Paprika (Ground)1 tsp8 cal
Garlic Powder1 tsp11 cal
Vegetable Broth - 365240 ml4 cal
Meal Totals
422cal22gprotein70gcarbs6gfat18gfibre
MEAL 6One-Pot Bolognese (Vegan)
Impossible Italian Protein (raw)(oz)8 oz484 cal
5 oz Cavatappi Pasta (dry)5 oz502 cal
Garlic Clove2 clove10 cal
Tomato2 medium (~123 g)53 cal
Tomato Paste20 g20 cal
Vegan Parmesan2 tbsp51 cal
Vegetable Broth - 365240 ml4 cal
Meal Totals
1126cal66gprotein139gcarbs34gfat3gfibre
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Shopping List

Everything for the week · Jared Kelner
Food ItemAmount
Avocado (Single)1.5 medium (~150 g edible)
Baby Spinach30 grams
Banana, Single2 medium (~118 g)
Black Beans (Boiled)120 grams
Brown Rice, Cooked820 g
Chickpeas (Canned)(Drained)80 g
Cocoa Powder60 grams
Cumin Ground (Tsp)1 tsp
Curry Powder2 tsp
Extra Firm Tofu (grams)1597 grams
Fresh Cilantro1 cup
Fresh/Frozen Mixed Berries450 grams
Garlic Clove2 clove
Garlic Powder1 tsp
Grapes260 g
Italian Seasoning1 tsp
Lentils (Boiled)400 grams
Mango, Frozen280 g
Mixed Vegetables (Your Choice)1320 grams
Nutritional Yeast27 grams
One-Pot Bolognese (Vegan)2 serving
Onion0.5 medium (~110 g)
Paprika (Ground)1 tsp
Romaine/Cos Lettuce50 g
Rotini Chickpea Pasta By Banza (Cooked)5.5 oz
Salsa50 grams
Salt & Pepper2 To Taste Serving
Salt and Pepper Blend2 g
Seitan (grams)1773 grams
Silk - Vanilla Greek Style Coconutmilk Yogurt Alternative240 grams
Spinach (Cups)2 cup(s)
Sweet Corn, Frozen25 g
Taco Seasoning Mix (40% Less Sodium)15 grams
Tofu, Silken, Cooked300 g
Tomato0.3 medium (~123 g)
Tomato (Slices)2 Slice (~20gm)
Tomato Pasta Sauce (Red)200 grams
Tumeric1 tsps
Vegetable Broth - 365760 ml
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Options Shopping List

Extra meal options · Jared Kelner
Food ItemAmount
5 oz Cavatappi Pasta (dry)5 oz
Avocado (Single)0.5 medium (~150 g edible)
Bell Pepper50 g
Black Pepper (Dash)2 dash
Broccoli (gm)150 g
Chickpeas (Canned)(Drained)125 g
Extra Firm Tofu13 oz
Garlic Clove2 clove
Garlic Powder1.3 tsp
Impossible Italian Protein (raw)(oz)8 oz
Lemon Juice (Tbsp)1 Tbsp
Lentils (Boiled)350 grams
Paprika (Ground)1 tsp
Potatoes (Uncooked)150 g
Primal Balsamic Vinaigrette20 ml
Sabra Classic Hummus25 grams
Salt (Dash)2 dash
Spinach (Gm)100 g
Tomato2 medium (~123 g)
Tomato Paste20 g
Vegan Parmesan2 tbsp
Vegetable Broth - 365960 ml
White Rice (Cooked)250 grams
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Recipe Details

How to make them · Jared Kelner
Indian Lentil Chickpea Curry Bowl

Instructions

Add garlic and cook for 30–45 seconds.

Add curry powder, turmeric, cumin, and paprika.

Stir spices for about 20 seconds to release flavor.

Add diced tomatoes and vegetable broth.

Simmer 3–4 minutes.

Add lentils and chickpeas and cook another 4 minutes.

Stir in spinach until wilted.

Serve over rice.

Seasonings: Curry Powder (1 tsp), Cumin Ground (Tsp) (0.5 tsp), Paprika (Ground) (0.5 tsp), Salt and Pepper Blend.

Tofu Pasta Marinara

Seasonings: Italian Seasoning (0.5 tsp), Salt & Pepper (1 To Taste Serving), Garlic Powder (0.5 tsp).

Seitan Fiesta Bowl

1. In a large saucepan, mix beans, corn, salsa, premade rice and remaining tablespoon of taco seasoning. Heat over medium heat until warm.

2. Shred romaine lettuce, slice onions and tomato, and add to large salad bowl.

3. Top salad with Seitan (after pre cooking) and dress with the bean and corn mixture.

Tofu Stir Fry

DIRECTIONS:

mix all ingredients into a skillet and saute until almost tender.

Power Tofu Avocado Bowl

1) Cook the protein Tofu

Season with salt, pepper, and garlic powder.

2)Prepare the Rice

Cook white rice ahead of time (1 part rice : 2 parts water, simmer until fluffy).

3)Assemble the Bowl

Start with baby spinach at the base then add warm rice and cooked protein source. Top with dressing and sliced avocado to stir in.

Lentil & Chickpea Dinner Bowl

1. Heat proteins

• Combine lentils and chickpeas in a skillet or microwave-safe bowl. Warm until steaming (about 2–3 minutes).

2. Assemble

• Place spinach or mixed greens in a serving bowl.

• Add the hot lentil–chickpea mixture on top.

3. Finish

• Drizzle with olive oil and lemon juice.

• Sprinkle garlic powder, salt, and black pepper to taste.

Seasonings: Lemon Juice (Tbsp) (1 Tbsp), Garlic Powder (0.25 tsp), Salt (Dash) (1 dash), Black Pepper (Dash) (1 dash).

Lentil Hummus Potato Bowl

1) Chop potatoes, toss with olive oil, salt, pepper, paprika. Roast or air fry at 400°F / 200°C for 20–25 min until crispy.

2) Heat lentils in a pan or microwave. Season with garlic powder, salt, pepper.

3) Steam or sauté broccoli/mixed veggies

4) Add lentils + potatoes + veggies. Top with hummus

Seasonings: Salt (Dash) (1 dash), Black Pepper (Dash) (1 dash), Paprika (Ground) (1 tsp), Garlic Powder (1 tsp).

One-Pot Bolognese (Vegan)

MAKES 2 SERVINGS

Boil the pasta

Bring medium saucepan of salted water to a boil. Add pasta and cook until al dente, 8 to 10 minutes. Reserve 1 cup pasta water, drain pasta, and set aside.

2Make the sauce

Heat 1 tbsp olive oil in same medium saucepan over medium-high heat. Add Italian protein and cook until browned, 5 to 7 minutes, breaking up large clumps with back of spoon as needed. Add garlic and cook until fragrant, 1 to 2 minutes. Stir in reserved pasta water, tomato powder, and tomatoes, scraping up browned bits from bottom of saucepan. Cover and cook until tomatoes are soft and sauce is slightly thickened, 6 to 9 minutes.

3Serve

Stir cooked pasta into sauce. Divide pasta Bolognese between serving bowls and sprinkle with parmesan and parsley. Buon appetito!

4CULINARY NOTES:

For 4-serving meal, double all ingredients except pasta water in step 1; reserve just 1¾ cups pasta water. You may need to cook in batches, in larger cooking vessels, or for longer cook times. Follow visual cues in 2-serving recipe.